My Colon is SQUEAKY clean!

Okay friends, I am going to go where few bloggers dare to go and perhaps like that person you work with that you know entirely too much about (yeah, we all have one — wondering if i’m that person??) you will say No Dee!  Stop Dee!  Enough Dee!  I can’t unsee it Dee, but I have pledged to try things and let YOU know if they are useful so here it goes.  I gave up shopping for lent, which I use as my stress relief and joy bringer all at one, providing me more time to scour Groupon and LivingSocial for non clothing ways to save money.  I happened upon a Groupon for a Colon Hydro cleanse and remember a friend mentioning that they had done it and it was “weird” but made them feel lighter, so hell why not.  I went to a little joint in Fairfax by the name of Neck, Back, and Beyond – my therapist explained that it was originally owned by a chiropractor that expanded services.  Anyway, the night before the session, I did some hard core Google searches to try to find what to expect, but nothing can really prepare you.